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	<title>SaltwaterC - 100% scorpio &#187; Bancuri</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Merge si cu bonuri de masa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O blonda cade de la etajul zece, al unui bloc.
In timp ce cade, o prinde un barbat, pe la etajul opt.
Blonda: - Te rog, tine-ma!
Barbatul: - Te f*ti?
Blonda: - Nu!
Barbatul: - Atunci, du-te! si ii da drumul.
Pe la etajul cinci, o prinde altul.
Blonda: - Tine-ma, te rog!
Barbatul: - Iei mu*e?
Blonda: - Nu!
Barbatul: - Atunci, du-te!
Pe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>La limita penibilului</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/la-limita-penibilului.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Desi e banc &#8230; descrie perfect neputintele Romaniei &#8230;
Scarbita de impotenta romanilor, Olanda, care ne tot incuraja sa i-o punem, si-a ridicat chilotii si ne-a tras doua palme. Era si normal, dupa ce s-a mangaiat singura o ora, a zis ca asa nu se mai poate. Da, Chivule, atat ati putut &#8230;
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		<title>Banc sec</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/banc-sec.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 15:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Doua vaci stateau intr-un copac si crosetau apa folosind 2 caramizi. La un moment dat, una dintre ele o intreaba pe cealalta:
- Cit e ceasul, ma?
Cealalta scoate termometrul din caciula si zice:
- Joi!
Morala: Nu indoiti sticle de Pepsi.
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		<title>Banc pe &#8220;franceza&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/banc-pe-franceza.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 06:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Je m&#8217;appelle Vasile Mure
Je veni de la padure
Je gasi nevasta-n pat
Se randez cu-n alt barbat
Quand je preparai ciomagu&#8217;
Mon amie sarise gardu&#8217;
Il tombeau dans la urzici
Sur son cur numai basici &#8230;
Ovidel la balon &#8230;
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		<title>La ora de matematica</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/la-ora-de-matematica.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La ora de matematica invatatoarea ii intreaba pe copii:
- Trei vrabii stau pe o craca. Pe una o impuscam. Cate raman atunci pe craca?
- Nici una, pentru ca celalalte isi iau zborul.
- Matematic nu este corect, Gigele, dar iti apreciez totusi logica.
- Doamna invatatoare! As dori sa intreb si eu ceva: trei femei mananca inghetata [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Formula 1 Breaking News</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/formula-1-breaking-news.html</link>
		<comments>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/formula-1-breaking-news.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 09:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seful echipei de Formula 1 Ferrari si-a concediat tehnicienii si in locul lor a angajat tigani din Romania pentru ca scot rotile de 3 ori mai repede.Mai tarziu i-a parut rau.E drept ca fata de timpul obisnuit desfaceau rotile in 3 secunde insa in cele 7 secunde ramase au revopsit caroseria,au schimbat seria de fabricatie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Noaptea, inainte de examen</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/noaptea-inainte-de-examen.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Noaptea, inainte de examen. In apartamentul profesorului suna telefonul pe la 3.
Cu o voce iritata acesta raspunde:
- Da!
- Dormi?
- Bineinteles ca dorm!
- &#8230; si noi invatam, tuz mortii ma-tii ! &#8230;..
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		<title>Din cugetarile lui Bula</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/din-cugetarile-lui-bula.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[De multe ori &#8230;cind plingi&#8230;.nimeni nu-ti vede lacrimile&#8230;.
De multe ori&#8230;. cind esti ingrijorat&#8230;nimeni nu-ti simte durerea.
De multe ori&#8230;cind esti vesel&#8230;.nimeni nu se uita la zimbetul tau&#8230;.
Dar cind te basesti o singura data&#8230;..
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		<title>Femeile v3</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/femeile-v3.html</link>
		<comments>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/femeile-v3.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Femeile ar trebui sa poarte pe frunte o banderola pe care sa scrie :
&#8220;Avertisment din partea Ministerului Sanatatii: femeile pot sa va deterioreze mintea, organele genitale, contul curent, increderea, lamele de ras si reputatia printre prieteni&#8221; &#8230;
- Maica-mea la balon &#8230; si cica eu scriu chestii misogine pe blog &#8230;
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		<title>Maximele turcilor</title>
		<link>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/maximele-turcilor.html</link>
		<comments>http://saltwaterc.net/bancuri/maximele-turcilor.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SaltwaterC</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Turcii au trei maxime: a) saluta orice batran care trece pe strada - nu poti stii care din ei ti-ar putea fi tata! b) fa dragoste cu sotia ta dis de dimineata - ai cel putin certitudinea ca esti primul pe ziua respectiva! c) cand ajungi seara acasa bate-ti nevasta - tu nu stii de [...]]]></description>
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